Application for dating my daughter joke
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?
I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
(You might watch your back) To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.
) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State or Federal Government Representative _______________________________ (Their stamp goes here ) Notary Public Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
Can you guess what metaphor they use to describe that kind of woman? Their sister assures them in verse 10 that she is indeed a wall, complete with towers. You’ve just identified those suitors as ineligible, without so much as an application process. For everyone who has a daugther and those whom have dated them APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy): Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.NAME____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENSE ________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. The was lovingly built using Cake PHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. The was lovingly built using Cake PHPAs we all prepare to spend a long weekend enjoying Presidential Savings on mattresses and used Toyotas, we could take time to thank some of the presidents who passed bills that protect some of the freedoms your enjoy daily.Or we could spend the day celebrating the presidents who are decidedly more Action Movie Heroes than diplomats.